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Biff Merchants

Biff Merchants are technically Kevin Costner cut into 5 pieces. These pieces were distributed throughout Dunedin where they can still be found performing music under the guise of Biff Merchants. They will often merge together to create one giant Kevin Costner when called upon for a movie, but prefer to remain in the more comfortable 5 piece arrangement, where Costner's aspirations can fully be realised. Kevin Costner officially decided to call it quits as a single being in March of 2007, and now performs entirely original material of an oft otherworldly nature in his 5 piece incarnation. With the well of movie roles running dry, Biff Merchants have released a 5 track EP entitled 'The Battle For Jubilee Park', and released debut album 'Harold in April 09. Costner has joined the proleteriat and is now enforcing revolution or death.

Kevin Costner due to be hung, drawn and quartered, then his limbs put on stakes in each corner of the city and his head impaled on a chess piece in the Octagon as a warning to other bands on 26th September 2009.


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LEFT OR RIGHT “Nuggety” VINYL RELEASE + NZ TOUR PRESS RELEASE Press Release - Feastock 09 Band On Tour: Biff Merchants - 'Harold Album Release Tour' Orientation Line Up 2009 Press Release: African Odyssey Dunedin Premiere Press Release- Tibet Charity Concert Press Release: OUSA Battle of the Bands-Winners! Press Release: OUSA Battle of the Bands Final OUSA Battle of the Bands -Heat 3 winners OUSA Battle of the Bands -Heat winners update The Low Spark -Touring and Press Release DMC Second Birthday Announcement! OUSA Battle of the Bands Winners! OUSA Battle of the Bands -Heat 3 Winners. Finals line up OUSA Battle of the Bands -Heat 2 Winners MTV channel coming to Sky TV New Zealand Dunedin Musicians Networking Event Dunedin Musicians Networking Event Radio One High School Demo Competition The Taliband Summer Tour Dates Biff Merchants LEFT OR RIGHT - Debut Vinyl / CD release show Organic Fest '09 Biff Merchants Live to Air on Radio One Biff Merchants Album Release Party Dunedin Music Showcase - ORIENTATION 2009 Live at St Lees Spartacus R's Nationwide Album release tour Tono .... Solo tour launch/fundraiser Celebrate 08 - Dunedin Youth gig -alcohol free Riverblind (auck) and Guests Exam Wind Down Manesty Intl -1 Million hands All Ages awareness aftenoon gig Beautiful Electronica Pint night presents The Slur Tones (Wanaka) HAY MAN! LAST SHOW EVER On the Horizon CD recording night Needles and Bees (Ak) Biff Merchants in assoc with The Dunedin Rhododendron Society Matso, Fry and Park present My First Rave DAY OF DOOM Students For Tibet Fundraiser Dunedin music at Sammys Alan Ibell Band and guests Shakes and Guests The Organic Beer and Wine Festival. The Backstage 2nd Birthday Party 'Love and Economics' EP release party Marystaple (Akl) and more Pint Night Presents... Awesome Dunedin Talent, Jazz, Ska and Psychedelia The Edmund Rice Camps Fundraiser Dannypallooza So you can't afford to go to the Big Day Out? The Talibands Swansong... Thunderous Quail Sells Biff Biff Merchants Album Release The Situations (AK), KOTAC + The Biff Merchants The Backstage Pint Night presents SEA Group Charity Gig The Backstage Pint night presents Future Sound Of Edin Late Night Live prsnts.The Biff Merchants & guests (Upstrs Late)'s Second Birthday - All Ages Show Live Music Plus Local Producers Night Psychedelic Night (Mainstage) Pint Night Presents Late notice Psychedeliic Rock night! The Backstage 1st Birthday Party!